With due respect to sworn testimony, - verified by his God-fearing teachers of Passaic Valley Regional High School, - illusionist and stunt performer David Blaine White sentenced to trial by water,- by magistrates of this good parish of Little Falls, New Jersey, - persuant to Holy Scripture, "Watch Thou For The Mutant!” refers, - on this day of our Lord, 1988. Not the potter, but the potter's clay. Amen.